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Kyle’s 5 Most Anticipated Releases of 2010

Sunday, January 31st, 2010
Posted by kyle
Others: Reviews

Seeing as it is the beginning of the year, I’ve decided to do a bit of research to compile a list of movies I might potentially want to see this year. My research came primarily from IMDb and Garth Franklin’s utterly epic list of 280 “notable films” for 2010. If you want to see this very comprehensive and amazing list and have the time to do so, click here.

My list will highlight just 5 movies coming out this year that I’m most excited about. I myself went through Garth’s list and compiled a large list of movies I plan on or would consider seeing this year. You can check out this ever-updating/expanding list on my spreadsheet, or just by clicking here.

One last thing before I begin. There are always a lot of movies that come out later in the year that you’d never even heard about at the beginning of the year. Luckily, Sundance just ended and I wrote down a lot of movies that screened there and were the subject of considerable buzz. So, this Top 5 list is based on what I know right now. So, without further adieu, here are my Top 5 Most Anticipated Releases for 2010 (in no particular order). You can click the title of each movie to check out its’ IMDb page.
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The Social Network

Release Date: October 15

Director: David Fincher
Writer: Aaron Sorkin (screenplay), Ben Mezrich (novel)

What and Why: This is the much-talked about Facebook movie. It tells the story of the founders of Facebook and what happens after they get famous. The buzz around this one is that Aaron Sorkin has written an amazing and hilarious script. Couple that with genius director, David Fincher and I think the idea of a Facebook movie doesn’t seem so stupid. I’m very eager to see what a movie about Facebook is all about. My only worry is Jesse Eisenberg as Facebook founder, Mark Zuckerberg. To me, Eisenberg is a slightly more tolerable version of Michael Cera, but just like Cera, Eisenberg is in danger of getting a bit tired and one-note. Regardless, a David Fincher movie about Facebook is something I can’t not get excited for.

Kick-Ass


Release Date:
April
16
Director: Matthew Vaughn
Writer: Jane Goldman & Matthew Vaughn (screenplay), Mark Millar (comic book series)

What and Why: A high school kid and some other young kids decide to become superheroes without having any super powers. What ensues is likely to be utterly kick-ass. Everything I’ve read about this movie and all of the hype surrounding it says to expect great things. It’s apparently an intensely hyper-violent movie, as the comic series was, which means GREAT ENTERTAINMENT. Since the hype around this one got very big in a very short amount of time, I decided to quickly stop reading or looking at anything involving the movie. There’s been clips, red band trailers, screenshots, etc. and I’m staying away from them so I don’t spoil the best parts of the movie before I see it. Very very very excited to see this. Plus, it’s got Nic Cage in some sort of a ridiculous mask doing ridiculous things. This thing can’t sound any better.

Life During Wartime

Release Date: Currently Unknown
Director: Todd Solondz
Writer: Todd Solondz

What and Why: Todd Solondz is a very weird but amazing writer/director. If you’ve never heard of him or seen his movies, I suggest you do. They’re pretty fucked up at times, but if you’re not uptight or stupid, they’re completely must-see. So, about THIS movie. Life During Wartime is apparently a sequel/follow-up of sorts to Solondz’ brilliant Happiness (1998). The story uses the same characters and plot-lines, but oddly, Solondz decided to re-cast all of the roles for this movie. Now, one one hand, this is kind of sad as Philip Seymour Hoffman, Dylan Baker, Jane Adams, Lara Flynn Boyle, and so many others were completely fantastic in Happiness. On the other hand, it’s going to be really interesting to see how Solondz writes and deals with these characters so many years after Happiness ended. A note if you’ve never seen Happiness. It’s a very dark look at a family, where we see everything from divorce to pedophilia to some of the most awkward and hilarious father-son chats I’ve ever seen. I’ll see anything that Solondz puts out and this is no exception.

Inception

Release Date: July 16
Director: Christopher Nolan
Writer: Christopher Nolan

What and Why: Christopher Nolan does his in-between-Batman movie. This time, it’s coming off one of the most successful and well-regarded movies ever made. Nolan once again will be delivering a psychological mystery. The short spoiler-less descriptions for this movie have said that it is a crime/mystery thriller that takes place within the mind. I’ve decided to stop any further research or reading into it, as I’m essentially sold at the words: “Christopher Nolan.” Now, I’m not a rabid Nolan fanboy, but the guy makes some good movies. I love both Batman’s, The Prestige completely baffled me after one viewing, and I’m not as big on Memento as some people are. As I mentioned above for Kick-Ass, I don’t want to spoil the movie by seeing every trailer, promo items, clip, or whatever. Same goes for Inception. I’m already sold on the movie and I’ll patiently wait to see it in July. The most interesting thing about this is that Nolan’s coming off the hugely successful The Dark Knight. This means that WB definitely gave him free reign of money and creative control. It’ll be interesting to see what kind of movie Nolan makes w/ an immense budget and no one bothering his story and writing.

Black Swan

Release Date: Currently Unknown
Director: Darren Aronofsky
Writer: Darren Aronofsky & Mark Heyman

What and Why: Genius writer/director Darren Aronofsky brings forth a drama/thriller about the rivalry and relationship between two ballet dancers. Now normally, this plot wouldn’t arouse much interest from me, but with Aronofsky writing and directing, I’m sold. You could label me an Aronofsky fanboy, as I love everything he’s ever done. Yes, this includes The Fountain. Yes I know it’s really pretentious and all that, but I love it. Anyway, for those who care about actors in these movies, Black Swan features Natalie Portman, Mila Kunis, Winona Ryder, and Vincent Cassel. Now there are a lot of people who love Portman and Kunis, but they’re just okay in my book. As for Ryder, I usually can’t stand her (like most people), but she has put forth some decent performances in her career. Regardless of acting talent, I’m eagerly anticipating this one.

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Dancy’s Movies #52-60

Friday, January 29th, 2010
Posted by Dancy
Others: Reviews

Maybe I’ll be better off updating every week.  That seems to be my trend.  Truthfully, I wanted to write something long and exotic for at least 2 movies but alas, laziness has set it.

#52 Redwoods

I only watched this because I read somewhere that this is one of the few homo movies that was actually good with good acting and a good story.  Well the story was interesting but everything else was flat.  Like many other TLA releases, it was independent, bad acting, and bad directing. It was interesting seeing Brendan Bradley again since Kali Ma and Friends With Benefits.

6 out of 10 “Straight” Actors



#53
Brothers

Everything I needed to see from this movie I saw in the trailer.  I’m pretty sure this movie was supposed to more character driven than story driven. I didn’t care for Jake Gyllenhaal or Nat Port (although I absolutely LOVE her.) I did care for Toby McGuire though.  He came off very scary as a traumatized Iraqi vet.  Watching him blow up, destroy things and threaten Gyllenhaal’s life gave me chills.

5 out of 10 Brothas



#54 Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

In short. 2 hours of Johnny Depp and Benicio Del Toro strung out and paranoid on drugs is awesome and trippy.  Johnny Depp always does a good job playing weirdos, but he does an amazing job playing Hunter S. Thompson, the writer of the book in which the movie is adapted.  After seeing only Twelve Monkeys and Time bandits, this movie made me love Terry Gilliam and his crazy, and dysfunctional directing style. (Side Note: Wow, 2 Toby McGuire movies back to back.)

8.5 out of 10 Bottles of Happy Pills


#55 Robin Hood: Men in Tights

I love this movie as much as I loved it as a kid.  It’s a typical Mel Brooks movies.  Puns, quips, and anachronisms galore.

7 out of 10 Jew Jokes

#56

When In Rome

I, surprisingly, loved this movie.  But not because it was a good movie. It was far from a good movie.  This movie was ridiculous and should be called “When in New York.” With a plethora of characters (Will Arnett, John Heder, Danny Devito, and Dax Shepard) comedy is sure to ensue! Not really.  Heder comes of as an annoying Criss Angel and Dax Shepard’s model persona got old to me. Danny Devito is the sausage king and anything this 5 foot tall former penguin does always comes out gold. Will Arnett can do no wrong in my eyes playing a pseudo Italian artist who desperately needs to draw Kristen Stewart’s feet. Oh that’s right, I forgot Kristen Bell and Josh Duhamel were in this movie.  Mr. Fergie is clumsy (YES, pun intended) and charming. Boring.  Ms. Bell is…well Ms. Bell.  Whenever either of them were on screen, I just wanted one of Kristen Bell’s stalkers to come back. This movie was more so driven by the secondary characters such as Bobby Moynihan playing the best friend.  It’s cool seeing him outside of Saturday Night Live. I believe he defiantly is going to be the next “big thing.”  The whole magical love fountain concept was stupid and gimmicky but whatever.

6 out of 10 Danny Devito Twitter Troll Feet



#57
The Good Son

Elijah Wood and Macaulay Culkin circa 1993. Culkin as a crazed psychopathic kid is great.  But were people really ready for their lovable Kevin Mcallister to be a crazed sociopath? I know I was!

6 out of 10 Forever Kevin Mcallisters



#58
St. Trinian’s

I wanted to see this because part 2 just came out in the UK in December of 09. A British movie about Chavs, Posh Totties, “Emos”, and geeks? Sign me up! This movie had plenty of classic British humor. It was higly entertaining. Colin Firth played a British man so….yeah. But if anyone should see this movie for any reason, it should be to see Rupert Everett in drag!

7 out of 10 “Chavs-but-we-just-call-them-wiggers/wangsta-in-the-states”s


#59 District 13: Ultimatum

I wish all action movies were like this.  A movie that doesn’t rely so heavily on bad asses, explosions, or guns.  This movie manged to be both fast passed and interesting at the same time.  Something else we don’t see very often in the States anymore is a well directed action movie.  I don’t like action because it all seems like “Lets see how many people we can shoot and things we can blow up in one movie.”  This movie relied a lot on hand-ton-hand combat which I absolutely LOVE!  I wish more people would realize that hand-to-hand combat, and acrobatics aren’t just for Asian martial movies anymore.

8.5 out of 10 Flaky French Fooooooods.



#60
Wet Hot American Summer

I really thought I was going to hate this because this is a favorite of Jat59072 but it had all my favorite people (Amy Poehler, Janeane Garofalo, Michael Ian Black, Ken Marino, and Michael Showalter) and that’s enough to make me happy. Micheal Ian Black and Bradley Cooper making out and in a simulated sex scene? Weird but awesome!

7 out of 10 Wet Hot Americans!
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#60 – CASABLANCA – GOOD

Friday, January 29th, 2010
Posted by Josh
Others: Reviews


Just like CITIZEN KANE, this is my first viewing of another Hollywood classic: CASABLANCA. What makes CASABLANCA different than CK is that I can’t seem to understand what makes it so damn great. It’s a really stock, old-school Hollywood movie in that there’s more love story than event-based plot, war and soldiers, constant, unnecessary comic relief and stars Humphrey Bogart and Ingrid Bergman. The only thing I can tell separates this from other old-ass movies is that it takes place in pretty much one location, Rick’s saloon. I did, however, very much enjoy the side characters that support Bogie’s performance, like Carl the maitre d’, Ugarte the hustler, Sam the band leader and Sascha the bartender.

CASABLANCA is very well made and acted, but it’s just so blah. See it anyway.

BOOM!

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Dave’s Movies 46-55

Friday, January 29th, 2010
Posted by Dave
Others: Reviews

Hello once again blog-lovers. I’m still not sure if anyone is reading this, but I am pushing through the treacherous tundra of movies and sacrificing my life and health to prevent you from ruining your life and health. My past ten movies have been quite interesting, so I hope you enjoy my recommendations and criticisms.

48. Jagged Edge- In following my recent habit of watching Jeff Bridges movies I haven’t seen, I watched this 1985 court-room drama. I was rather disappointed in the movie overall. I am used to seeing Bridges as a cool loser type (even as the President in The Contender he was unusual). In Jagged Edge he is a rich, handsome businessman. Perhaps it was this prejudice that made me not fall in love with it. The story is interesting so I would never tell anyone not to watch it. An average kind of movie.

49. The Wrestler- I saw this movie in theaters last year, and it instantly became one of my favorite movies of all time. I would recommend this movie to everybody. That includes people who absolutely hate wrestling. This is far more than a wrestling movie. It is the story of a guy who is down-and-out and trying to hold on to the one thing that loves him back. Mickey Rourke was robbed of an Academy Award last year as his performance is incredible. The Wrestler is drenched in emotion, glory and disappointment for the characters and audience as well. See this movie!

50. Irreversible- Famous for its realistic and lengthy rape scene of Monica Belluci. Other than that ten minute sequence, this movie isn’t really worth the time. It attempts to be clever by telling the story in reverse order, but in reality it is just pretty lame. A lot of the time it seems like the writer/director was trying to extend the movie to an hour and a half.

51. When in Rome- Normally I wouldn’t even bother discussing a movie like this, but it is a new release so I feel obligated. I was very unimpressed by this movie. The story is very weak, and the jokes are boring. Comedy should develop with a script, not the other way around. Also, Jon Heder, Dax Sheperd, and Will Arnett make up a collection of uninteresting modern comic actors. And they all come together in this movie!

52. The Good Son- I was very interested to see Macaulay Caulkin play a role that wasn’t so cute. He plays a murderous psycho kid in The Good Son. The movie creates a strong build-up to one of the most intense finales I can recall. A good watch if you are bored and not scared of sociopath kids enough.

53. Ordinary People- The next step in completing my Best Picture goal was the 1980 winner. I really enjoyed watching this one. The title is somewhat of a joke, meaning that no matter how ordinary a family seems, they are never quite ordinary. Mary Tyler Moore did very well stepping out of her normal comic role into a movie where her character is snobby and selfish. The movies is a good portrait of an average upper middle-class family dealing with a short series of tragedies. A well-done attempt at making a movie with story rather than action.

54. District 13- Ultimatum- When I found out I was invited to a screening of this movie, I laughed it off. A movie about parkour sounded like a lame concept to me. I was completely wrong. First of all, the movie isn’t about parkour, although it is frequently used. This was a really cool French action movie. I walked out of the theater highly impressed by the action and story of this one. My only regret is I didn’t see its predecessor, District B13, first.

55. The Blind Side- I’m not exactly sure how I feel about this movie. In a lot of ways it was just another football movie. In other ways it had its points of originality. I liked watching it. I was definitely glad to see Sandra Bullock in a role outside of her box. I’m happy to see she has been recognized by some Award shows. I would definitely agree with an Oscar nomination. With the 2009 performances of Meryl Streep and Gabourney Sibide, she shouldn’t stand a chance, but she should be acknowledged. The kid playing Michael Oher was pretty good as well. It was refreshing to see a big, threatening football star as a sweet, passive nurturer.

That’s it for this week. See you in ten.
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District B13 (2004) & District 13: Ultimatum (2010)

Friday, January 29th, 2010
Posted by kyle
Others: Reviews

This is sort of a double review of District B13 and the sequel that hits the States On February 5th, District 13: Ultimatum. Both of these movies are very similar in terms of plot, action, and style, so reviewing them together makes sense to me.

These are very well-done and entertaining French action movies with parkour as a very central part of the action scenes. If you don’t know what parkour is, youtube it, as it’s better to look at than read about. The inventor of parkour, David Belle is in both movies as the lead, and you get to see some pretty awesome parkour action on a big movie stage. They’re both written by Luc Besson (Leon: The Professional, The Transporter Series, Taken, etc.), which immensely helps the product of these movies.

Both movies are very normal as far as action movie plots and characters go. The thing I liked most about the writing/plot was how they didn’t just stop at “oh hey here’s a bad drug dealer guy, let’s fight him,” but it went a bit above and beyond and higher government officials become a central focal point of the evil/antagonism. I don’t give a shit about politics, I’m just glad they took it further.

As for the action, it’s really well-done in terms of filming, choreography, and stunts. Action can be bland and stock nowadays, but these movies have some really well-put-together action scenes involving parkour, car/foot chase, and hand-to-hand combat. It’s all pretty standard, but it works and it’s done well.

The thing about these movies is that I have no doubt that if they were done in America by some random American action director, they’d be really shitty and stupid. I guess I’ll give credit to Luc Besson, David Belle, and the French for churning out some really basic but well-done and effective action movies. Do recommend.

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A Town Called Panic (2009)

Friday, January 29th, 2010
Posted by kyle
Others: Reviews

A Town Called Panic is a completely ADD-crazy, stop-motion madhouse of a movie. Every review, poster, and promotional cards says so, and for the most part, I think that’s a fair summation of the movie. The main characters in the small town go by very literal names. For example, the horse is called “horse,” the cowboy called “cowboy,” the Indian called “Indian,” etc. Normally I would go through plot elements and what happens in the movie, but there’s really no point. The point of seeing the movie is to watch and be completely overtaken by the barrage of fast-paced dialog, stop-motion animation, and general happenings in the movie. It’s really funny at times and pretty insane and nonsensical at times. All good things. Total fun.

My only gripe is that going into the movie, from all the quotes, posters, and reviews I’d seen/read, I was expecting a full-on barrage of what-the-fuckery thrown in my face at a breakneck pace for 75 minutes. For the most part, it happens, but there’s a pretty clear narrative thread. Now, that seems an odd thing to complain about, but I went in expecting scene after scene of nonsensical silliness, loose narrative structure, and just a complete lack of cohesion. There is definitely evidence of those things in the movie, but I guess it wasn’t to the extent I expected. I guess this is a really lame rant and complaint, but I feel it stopped just shy of full-on insanity.

That said, it’s still a really funny, great-looking, insane, sugared-out trip to take. The 75-minute run-time may seem short, but trust me, any longer and you’d go into complete sugar shock and not really feel that well afterward. So, check this out, as I know some of you won’t be so picky and stupid as me. It’s in French, by the way.

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#59 – OBJECTIFIED – MEH

Thursday, January 28th, 2010
Posted by Josh
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#58 – A CIVIL ACTION – GREAT

Thursday, January 28th, 2010
Posted by Josh
Others: Reviews

People dis this ‘ambulance-chaser takes on the man’ MOVIE starring John Travolta, but fuck them, I like it a lot. Johnny T is whatever, but William H and Robert Duvall are incredible. See it if you like THE RAINMAKER or MICHAEL CLAYTON.

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#57 – THE GOOD SON – GOOD MOVIE

Thursday, January 28th, 2010
Posted by Josh
Others: Reviews


THE GOOD SON is known for greatly stunting Macaulay Culkin’s career. I can easily understand why. He plays a foul-mouthed, cigarette smoking psychopath only a few short years after becoming humongously hugely big for starring as Kevin McCallister in the made-for-family HOME ALONE franchise. THE GOOD SON also followed other Macaulay family MOVIES such as UNCLE BUCK and the beautifully-crafted MY GIRL. People were just not ready to see him as such an evil beast. HOWEVER-I was. See this if you wanna see a psychotic kid, a la ORPHAN, THE OMEN, MIKEY or PET SEMATARY.

p.s. Macaulay’s co-child-star is Elijah Wood, who, ironically enough, had a much longer, more prosperous career after his teen years.

BOOM!

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#56 – WHEN IN ROME – BAD

Thursday, January 28th, 2010
Posted by Josh
Others: Reviews

I do not hate this MOVIE. It’s just not good. Not my bag. That’s all.

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