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Born in Pennsylvania in 1986. Lives there currently in 2010.

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Wednesday, June 8th, 2011
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SlaughteredVomitDolls

Friday, June 3rd, 2011

A dude named Lucifer Valentine made this movie once, called SLAUGHTEREDVOMITDOLLS, about some girls that get killed by a guy named Henry with an awesome belt buckle. He tortures the females first by hacking their limbs off, pulling their eyeballs out, removing their brains and, of course, making them vomit over and over on table [...]

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A TWO Word Review of PRIEST

Friday, May 27th, 2011

Jonah Hex

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A Blu Revue

Wednesday, May 25th, 2011

Have you guys heard of this?… There’s this movie called BLUE VALENTINE, right? It’s got Ryan Gosling and Michelle Williams and maybe some other people or whatever and it had an infamous oral sex scene and it also had a futuristic motel room and an old guy and some kids and a moving company and a [...]

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THE HANGOVER PART II: A POEM: PART I

Monday, May 9th, 2011

The Hangover PART II: PART I In ’09, movie history was made When an R comedy made tons of cash A tiger, a baby Stu’s wedding (maybe) And all because 4 dudes had a bash Phil was so great, but kind of a jerk And Alan was basically retarded Doug wasn’t all there, Or Stu, [...]

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It’s Like Ten Thousand Spoons When All You Need Is A Knife

Tuesday, April 26th, 2011

Isn’t it ironic? I’ll tell you what’s REALLY ironic!!!  In 1964, two great films , by two great filmmakers, with similar subject matter, were released only 2 weeks apart! THAT is ironic! The subject matter?…Global thermo-nuclear war and the subsequent total annihilation of the entire human species. The filmmakers?…Sidney Lumet, may he RIP,  and Stanley Kubrick, [...]

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1924-2011

Wednesday, April 13th, 2011

It’s usually quite hard for me to be serious, especially in writing, but in this case there are no jokes to make. Sidney Lumet was an incredible filmmaker of the highest artistic caliber. IMHO he was on the level of Kubrick, Spielberg, Scorcese, Bergman and whoever else is considered an all-time great. As usual, I [...]

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SPLASH

Monday, April 4th, 2011

THELITTLEMERMAIDISNOTGOOD,PERIOD.

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Wednesday, March 30th, 2011

I think millions of people read this here site on the web. TONS upon TONS of internet savvy folk. The data may seem clear to prove the opposite, but sometimes, guys, Dave and Kyle especially, data lies. I am confident that we are the most popular net-destination of all netstinations. Otherwise I wouldn’t be pumping [...]

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One Word: INSIDIOUS

Saturday, March 26th, 2011

INSIDOUS

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