My Top Ten Movie Moments of 2011 (jat59072)
Saturday, January 14th, 2012A successful movie, if nothing else, is greater than the sum of its parts. It stops being a few terrific performances, a good script and cool direction, and becomes a big, cohesive, singular entity. However, even though a movie isn’t perfect, or really doesn’t come together in the end, that doesn’t mean it can’t have [...]
An apology and some begging
Sunday, May 15th, 2011Hey ThatWasJunk readers. I know that we have been severely lacking in content lately, but there is a reason. We have begun pre-production work on our first ever feature film. Unfortunately, we are all very poor which means that we are greatly lacking in the funds necessary to make this project the best that it [...]
Fivegoo #11: Favorite Remakes
Monday, January 31st, 2011Here’s another Fivegoo. It’s favorite remakes. It’s probably the worst one we’ve ever done. So make sure you link it on facebook and in your chain letters. Thx.
The 2010 Junkies
Monday, January 10th, 2011Seeing as Wikipedia, the LCB, BBB, and PENNDOT have declared our little site here not only to be “one of the best of 2010,” but also having the “most important opinions offered,” we figured it was time to present our own little awards show. Called The Junkies. Get it? Like, people who are addicted to [...]
Fivegoo #10: Favorite Christmas Movies
Saturday, December 25th, 2010Another Fivegoo. Merry Christmas. We progressively took off clothing throughout the last batch of Fivegoo’s. Aren’t we funny? Christmas movies. Michael Moore, we love you.
Fivegoo #9: Pet Peeves
Wednesday, December 22nd, 2010Hello again and welcome to another stupid Fivegoo. Don’t you just hate these things? To all 4 of you who come to this site, we hope you enjoy Fivegoo #9, where we bitch about minutia. Sometimes stuff happens in movies that the common viewer won’t even notice. But we’re stupid and we watch too many [...]
Fivegoo #8: What Makes a Movie Good?
Thursday, December 16th, 2010Welcome back to December’s Chrtistmas extravaganza of Fivegoo’s. As promised, we’ll have a new Fivegoo for you every week of this month. Except the first one. This time, we try to figure out what makes a movie good. This one was specially suggested by our genius friend and co-writer, jat59072. And my how thankful we [...]
Fivegoo #7: Least Favorite Actor/Actress
Thursday, December 9th, 2010Holy crap. Haven’t done one of these in awhile. Sorry folks, but we’ve just been way too busy making our own movies, seeing movies, working, schooling, and writing poetry. Luckily we’re back, and with horrible lighting! Stay tuned in December because we’re locked and stocked and ready to make up all the months we skipped [...]
Fivegoo #6: Favorite Vigilante Movies
Monday, August 30th, 2010Well folks, we made it just in time. It’s our August Fivegoo and we did it in a big BIG way. We shot it on the set of our newest short film Blood Signal. Not only that, we shot it in stunning HD. Actually, we shot it on 2 HD cameras. AND we had a [...]
Fivegoo #5: Favorite Fights
Wednesday, July 14th, 2010Smash Mouth. Speaking of Smash Mouth, we did another Fivegoo recently and it has to do with literally smashing mouths. It’s “FAVORITE FIGHTS.” Now not only were we unprepared for this incredibly difficult topic, but jat59072 cut out the funniest parts of the video again! Just kidding, but he made us look 10 pounds thinner. [...]