Lists
When it comes to the internet and discussing movies, lists are bound to happen. Fortunately for you, we’re not going to bore you with a slathering of tired lists you’ve seen Empire and Entertainment Weekly do a million times before. We have no interest in telling you that The Godfather and Citizen Kane are like totally the best movies ever. No, we’re more concerned with making lists far more trivial than that. If you’re looking for lists like “Best T-Shirt” or “Worst ADR,” then you’re in the right place. Here’s what we’ve got to offer so far…
Ultra-Specific Lists
Here, we revel in the minuscule. We’re not talking about “Best Courtroom Dramas” or “Worst Hairstyles in Film.” No, that’s not specific enough. We’re talking about “Best Shots of Feet On Staircases in Dramas.” You know, the really important stuff.
Volume 1 – Top 5 Best Unintentional Double Entendres by Harry and Marv in the First Two Home Alone Movies
Volume 2 – Top 5 Greatest Character Names in Michael Bay Movies
Volume 3 – Top 5 Best Ways Dolph Lundgren Avoids Being Shot in Showdown in Little Tokyo
Volume 4 – Top 5 Most Underrated Actors Who Have Been Nominated For an Oscar in a Supporting Role, but Lost to a Sure Thing
Volume 5 – Top 5 Reactions By Phil Connors After Being Reintroduced to Ned “The Head” Ryerson in Groundhog Day
Top 5 Worst
With a website called “That Was Junk”, it is not difficult to see the immense negitivity flowing through the veins of its creators. Therefore, it our pleasure to designate this section for what we consider to be the worst flaws in the world of cinema. Whether it be acting, directing, writing, special effects, or movies themselves, we are going to tell you what to avoid.
Volume 1 – Top 5 Worst Superhero Movies
Top 10 of [insert year]
Let’s time travel and revisit some past years in cinema history. Maybe it’ll be an awesome year, or a terrible year, or a really whatever year. But never THIS year. Crank dat.
2007 – (via Kyle)
End of the Year Crap
Similar to “Top 10 of…” but it’s totally not the same. Those lists are for past years. Like when this website didn’t exist and the world was a better place. This list set is for the present time. Eat up.
2010
Dancy’s Obscure or Overlooked Gems
Dancy’s Top Movies
Dave’s Faves…. Newly Seen in 2010
Dave’s Faves…. The Best and Worst of 2010
Kyle’s Top 10 of 2010
Kyle’s Bottom 10 of 2010
Kyle’s Top 10 (non-2010 movies)
Kyle’s Bottom 10 (non-2010 movies)
jat59072′s Year-End List-o-Rama
